This is what my PC does all weekend.
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Putting pipette tips in boxes
unfortunately they don't come that way if you go the cheap way
As an undergrad, it was my usual punishment for being a smartass during lab classes. I'm a pretty good tip racker now.
It's good stress release when my bioinformatics isn't working
I'm so clumsy. Never worked in a bio lab but I'd probably do something really bad.
My first day in my first real lab, I accidentally threw pipette tips all over my PI
My most recent incident resulted in a piece of glass in my eye. Maybe it's best I stay parked at my computer
Uh did you pierce your eyeball? Fuck. 
The dr said it was the size of a grain of sand, so it could have been worse?
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