WIFE: We really need to think about sticking to our monthly budget ME: *feeding my pet octopus a bag of emeralds* I agree
Replying to @Home_Halfway
uhhhhh I think you'll find octopipodeapuses are emerald intolerant
4:26 PM - 21 Feb 2017
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