& it shits on your gravel, it puts its butt in your face, and it types random stuff on your keyboard.
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& it kills mice and little birds, it can run on a treadmill without a brain, and it has spikes on its penis [if applicable].
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AIUI cats only have spikes on their penises if their owners have been irresponsible and not neutered them.
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I'm from a place where 90% of cats are feral. But yes, I assume in UK they have owners.
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Yeah. Or have been neutered anyway by a trap neuter release program.
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Ironically/amusingly such programs are opposed/hated by so-called hippies/lefties in Cyprus.
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And don't give a shit about all the other animals the cats kill? I guess "Animal lovers are weird" might be universal after all.
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To be honest with you they probably want the snakes dead. 
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