I suppose I'm a grackle: very loud chattering and very dark plumage. 100% me.
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also they are named after corvids, which also made me think they might be... But no. Still love them. 
one of those little bastards stole my garlic bread when i was eating at an italian food truck once! i was saving it!
I mean I feel you but birdie's gotta eat 

it looked at my dead in the eye too. "This is my bread now"
I think it likes you. In all honesty, I'd be pissed off but also like blessed.
theres even a dive bar named after them here in austinpic.twitter.com/5rUjLDZDOH
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