what can I say. I’m more of a door-in-the-face kind of guy than a foot-in-the-door kind of guy.
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Replying to @talyarkoni
I'm going to register @metatalyarkoni and write a bot that just quotes your tweets with "well even that's probably a bit rosy"
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Replying to @hardsci
@metatalyarkoni I can’t imagine the tweets your bot generates could possibly capture the depths of my scientific despair
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Replying to @talyarkoni @hardsci
I also can’t believe I just tweeted at a non-existent account named @metatalyarkoni
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Replying to @talyarkoni @hardsci
@CookieSci and I should make this dream account of yarkonisms come true.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
no. no you shouldn’t. get back to work!
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the bot would also tweet that to us several times a day if it makes you feel better
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Tal, I don't want to freak you out too much but ask yourself this: WHAT IF YOU *ARE* THE BOT?
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Replying to @hardsci @talyarkoni
let's not forget about the The Original Yarkoni Effect - "Most things don’t really matter"
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maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to offer you a job. brb, talking to some folks at HR.
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might as well have a @metaltalyarkoni that's like tal*dethklok too - right? *hides*
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this shit is getting out of hand. I’m going to go write a deathrock ballad to calm my nerves.
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