Saw a man in a tweed suit on a bike smoking a pipe yesterday. Only in Oxford. 
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@o_guest@BNC_Members Can't beat a well-endowed mythical creature, that's what I say. -
@froggleston@BNC_Members Can you guess why? (I promise it's easy I guessed it - hint: unscrewed (all puns intended) when the Queen visits). -
@o_guest@BNC_Members I couldn't possibly... -
@froggleston@BNC_Members who (what type of person) would be upset about the unicorn being chained? -
@o_guest@BNC_Members A free-range unicorn breeder? I sense I'm going off on a tangent here. -
@froggleston@BNC_Members haha - what does it represent? -
@o_guest@BNC_Members The chain? Slavery perhaps. The penis? Well, a penis. -
@froggleston@BNC_Members It represents Scotland they asked a Scotsman to create it. So he wanted to show Scots were a bit less dependant... - 1 more reply
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