So apparently I'm the only person in the universe who likes relaxing.
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Jeezus fucken shittolio! I could use some of that it's fucken raining & shitty in NYC
Ugh, rain and dark skies are the worst.
OK, I have to say it: you bast...! 
Bastion of excellence
You, of course!
U swimming or just chillin?
Mostly chilling
Enjoy!
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