Would you still love him if he chewed up your shoes and threw up on your sofa? Yeah. Thought not.
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The devil has such fluffy little paws...
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Replying to @alexqwall @m_wall
SUCH A GOOD BOY. Do you take him to work? I am begging another person in my lab to bring their doggo in.
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Replying to @o_guest @alexqwall
FUCK no. Are you kidding? My hours at work are my only respite from his psychopathic bullshit.
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Replying to @o_guest @alexqwall
What? Look, I don't like dogs. They're smelly, they're filthy, they're noisy, they destroy everything, and they're just annoying in a thousand other ways. NOT a dog person.
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BUT my wife and my kid really wanted one. So, I take it for walks, I feed it, I even run its tummy on occasion, but I honestly don't enjoy its company, and my life would be considerably easier if we didn't have him. And my house wouldn't smell of dog either.
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I know I call him a dickhead etc. on here, but I'm not cruel to him. There are occasions when him and my kid are playing in the garden together when I almost like him. But they're brief.
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That's actually cute.
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