You stumble after the person training you, who is somehow walking three times faster than normal people. They are carrying two 50lb bags of onions in one hand by their corners. Faintly: "its cracked skin stretched taut over its emaciated form, reaching toward me"
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You rub your eyes and yawn. The person training you just picked up a pallet jack. They look at you, ask if you've ever read Umberto Eco, then point out you thought a bag of carrots was a head of lettuce
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You sip a cup of terrible vending machine coffee. Your trainer just balletically maneuvered in a blur of motion grabbing vegetables while simultaneously infodumping about north american possums
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Your trainer points to the bag in your hand. "Those are a dozen red peppers, you needed 6 cucumbers. Did you know that naked mole rats cannot feel pain."
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You watch your trainer pull a knife out of nowhere, cut open a pallet wrap, then blur out of sight only to reappear right behind you asking whether that bag really has 5lbs of jalapenos in it.
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Replying to @pookleblinky
I'm getting progressively less comfortable with my trainer. I search for exit doors.
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Replying to @BGGoodell
You can't see your trainer. But you hear, from right behind you, the beginning notes of a bollywood love song
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Replying to @BGGoodell
My trainees last longer than those of other trainers.
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Replying to @pookleblinky
they want to know what comes next from that mysterious pocket
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Last longer in the freezer, you mean! 
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