So... I'm listening to Radio 4 midnight news and I'm freaking out because it's the same fucking carrot ring story as last year? What the fuck?
Also who cares? Why is this news? So many questions. 




pic.twitter.com/50hX6UUiAk
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
At first I thought 'cucumber time' was used only in The Netherlands, but maybe that was because I grew up surrounded by cucumber growers. Even helped picking them during school holidays. I was mistaken: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silly_season …
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.