You're right: they're biennials, so these stories should be coming out *twice* a year!
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It's not new. It's the usual playbook for a low news period. You always have a number of shitty stories to run in case there's no war to report on.
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Carrots not war!
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You cannot escape the carrot story.
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Bloody carrots!
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Silly season, known in many languages as "cucumber time". Clearly that should be "carrot time".
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Had no idea! Cucumber time.

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At first I thought 'cucumber time' was used only in The Netherlands, but maybe that was because I grew up surrounded by cucumber growers. Even helped picking them during school holidays. I was mistaken: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silly_season …
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If you think of it as all those carrots getting engaged or married in carrotland, it’s a slightly more interesting story
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