SOON!! 
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It's been a roller-coaster today. In the morning shouting and crying to demand it to be fixed after being given only 30 minutes warning he'd arrive then many emails begging... More than 5 things wrong that allowed them back in, confirmed by the sewage expert and exterminator.
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Oh crivens, I am so sorry to read that!
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Hey at least I managed to survive two people on separate occasionswalking through my kitchen who'd literally put their hand in the sewer!

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Also! Hey it's opportunistic builders in the UK! Obviously they make you cry!
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Don't let them!!
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They hate cockneys. So I called a bunch of cockney builders to hire them instead. For real. They don't really know it yet of course. But the number of glottal stops in my voicemail. Next level shit.
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"oy oy I'm a geezer ere to fix yer toilit"
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I'd love to actually hear it coming from you


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Solo per te2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
Except that's Italian from school because my Spanish is just from life so I mix Italian in without realising. 

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"Solo para ti" says Google!
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Close enough!
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