I didn't even know what a hosta was a month ago... but then I fell in love with the leaves at the garden centre. The flowers are really pretty too — though I had no idea. I'm so lucky! 
pic.twitter.com/RditVbZU1n
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
I was crying because I remembered what we had to do on Friday night to a rat that was trapped but very much not dying. 

I just cried and cried but a mercy killing was the only solution. 
Don't let them!! 
They hate cockneys. So I called a bunch of cockney builders to hire them instead. For real. They don't really know it yet of course. But the number of glottal stops in my voicemail. Next level shit. 
"oy oy I'm a geezer ere to fix yer toilit"

"after the England match"
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.