I didn't even know what a hosta was a month ago... but then I fell in love with the leaves at the garden centre. The flowers are really pretty too — though I had no idea. I'm so lucky! 
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Oh crivens, I am so sorry to read that!
Hey at least I managed to survive two people on separate occasionswalking through my kitchen who'd literally put their hand in the sewer! 

Also! Hey it's opportunistic builders in the UK! Obviously they make you cry!
I was crying because I remembered what we had to do on Friday night to a rat that was trapped but very much not dying. 

I just cried and cried but a mercy killing was the only solution. 
I supposed suing them is out of the question but .. for fuck sake
... perhaps bluffing
I called some cockneys to help me. 
Fucking zombies, then? 

I actually found some real ones! 
In full feather? ;) Seriously. I hope it helps
Cockneys have feathers? 
More like buttons! A figure speech 
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