Today I spoke with a dentist. He told me my English is very good. He then asked me how long I had been in the UK for. I told him I've been here a decade. He told me he is a dentist and did a big hand gesture as if brushing his teeth. He then mentioned it had been humid in Bristol
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Omg ha ha ha ha. Do you know what “tooth” means? Do they have “teeth” where you are from?

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Aside from being totally gross MFer, you realize he was trying to impress.....its called slimeball wiggleroom flirting. Its a gross middle aged man thing. Cant call it out but obvious what it is.
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I refuse to think of it as attempted flirting because eww how gross but also yes, he was a middle aged man and I don't want to middle-aged-man-shame anyone but anecdotally this kind of behaviour is rarely coming from anyone else.
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I sooo soooo feel ya!!! Hoping you have a great new dentist soon and a much better rest of the day!
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Thankfully she has better taste in dentists and he never said this while poking around in her mouth nor did she ever give him money!
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