Grayscale photo thing. I won't play correctly because fuck rules. Props to @twitemp1 for asking me before tagging me.
Day 1: Kitchen (still) under construction.pic.twitter.com/BLbpdgLcns
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HOT TUB!
I know I know — I really want to use it but it's so hot in here right now... I'm just thinking I'm glad we put in a/c. 
CRANK UP THE A/C & HOT TUB PARTY! https://youtu.be/USHPc90MPl8
TOO HOT!
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