“Your honor and ladies and gentlemen of the jury I plead guilty...guilty of making a delicious tiramisu. Now here’s the recipe...”
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He'd have to drug me to have sex with him too.
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Shame, Shame & Shame to ALL of the men who know that a co-worker, friend and uncle sexually assaults women...
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What?... Only 2? .... Keep diggin..
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So start baking the cake with a file in it, you're going to need it.
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No Mario say it's not so my wife is a big fan it will crush her vision of who you are in the eye of people the public is not ready for this 1 my friend and friends
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Mario cosa hai fatto disbagliatto?ma perchè!
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#MAGA the nypdful is investigating a secondful assaultful complaintful against the celebrityful chefful marioful batalifulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Just fucking
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BUT HE GAVE US THAT RECIPE FOR PIZZA DOUGH CINNAMON ROLLS!
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Earlier I was tweeting about the time I was butt chugging various drinks at a Mario Batali party. I forgot to mention that the real truth of the universe is that we all live on a rocket powered frisbee flying through space, bad news is that we gonna collide with Andromeda.
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