John Mayer is in the "friend zone" because every time he slept with a famous woman in the 2000s, he would immediately brag about it to some sleazy tabloid. You know who isn't in the friend zone? Guys who keep their traps shut.
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Music is dead
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Is he still a thing?
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John Mayer lamenting the friend zone is one of the 12 most notable songs this week? That's depressing.
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Ugh why won't the dave matthews band just leave everyone alone already?
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