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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes May 13

    Amy Schumer used her opening monologue to perform a stand-up set about how her life is different now that she can no longer draw on her dating experiences for comedyhttps://nyti.ms/2Gcc76i 

    9:00 AM - 13 May 2018
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      1. Luis Carruthers‏ @volcanodumps May 13
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        It must be especially difficult since she wasn’t funny in the first place

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      1. Andre Hinds‏ @Andre_Hinds May 13
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        How does she still get booked? Between her and Lisa Lamponelli - I just don’t see why or how people find them funny, and I’m a person who prefers female comics/writers.

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      1. Alfred D. Sullivan‏ @Alsullivan00 May 13
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        Saturday Night Live continues to remain crap after all these years

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      1. Bob S.‏ @_Bob_S May 13
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        SNL? That's still on?

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      1. Matt Brown‏ @Colchester1891 May 13
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        #zzz

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      1. Lisa‏ @Lisa37455666 May 13
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        I'm waiting for the skit on former AG Schneiderman Like Stormy Daniels skit

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      1. glenda george‏ @sofiegeorge May 13
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        her last movie bombed and she has lost more of her fans for putting the president http://down.No  one cares about her

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      1. Joke Writers‏ @jokewriters May 13
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        I just watched it on my iPhone and it wasn’t horrible. Wasn’t the funniest set, but gave me a slight chuckle. I guess some people just expect to fall over and die from laugher after a stand-up act. That’s not gonna happen because all the greats are already gone.

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      1. Tom Edwards‏ @GaborgleForgle May 13
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        this tweet is like something out of @TheOnion

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      1. IamJack's5150‏ @IamJacks5150 May 13
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        Doesn't she mean stealing jokes from comedians that aren't married (or were single when they wrote the jokes)?

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      1. Billie Brown‏ @billiebrown41 May 13
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        She’s never been funny so nothing has really changed

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      1. Ben‏ @Bskwp May 13
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        SNL has really gone to the pits. Not like the shows in the past.

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      1. Dennis Pearson‏ @DPearsonTweets May 13
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        Gave up watching SNL years ago. The show became a haven for liberal hacks and mediocre skits. IMO, it had a good run.

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      1. Samuel‏ @Samuel_J_Wright May 13
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        She ain’t funny.

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      1. iamtheMAGAbot‏ @iamtheMAGAbot May 13
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        #MAGA amyful schumerful used her opening monologueful to performwise a stand-upful set about how her lifeful is that she can n…wise

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      1. PamS‏ @PamSchep May 13
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        The tampex talk was really sick good God is that all she got

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      1. ciranash110@yahoo.co‏ @ciranash110yah2 May 13
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        I have no idea what you are talking about (ashes)

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      1. Tyler Olea‏ @Tyler_Olea May 13
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        So she's retiring then right?.........please?

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