I wanted a hubby who could write with his buttcheeks and summon Satan with his left testicle. But all I got was this divorced man with a master's degree. He needs therapy so I guess there's that.
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Well, that's oddly specific. I had two requirements for my future spouse: Be a nice guy and have ambition in life. Still married almost 9 years later. He asked for my first date on twitter.
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I can’t even get men to text me back. What’s this bitch’s secret?
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Wtf?????
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...... This is incredibly unrelatable.
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@JustinLDupree look babs, they got married at your workplace
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Thought this was a
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I give it no more than a year.
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