Life is way too short to strip kale
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Kale Strippers are okay, but if I’m out in the vegetable club, I prefer potato Strippers...they thicc aspic.twitter.com/WJgv8xJ3lS
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All this plastic shit
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How about a chef knife with diamond blade and Bluetooth that kills germs on food?pic.twitter.com/I55i3hIrCR
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Wait is this headline from the NYtimes or
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Five Most Wanted leaders of ISIS just captured! That is news!
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#MAGA "the personful who owns a kaleful stripperful is confirming to themselves that kaleful is a partful of his or her lifeful"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A mandolin is handy, small food chopper! My wife says egg beater.
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Who wants to see kale strip? Is that a thing?
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Fake news.
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