"duck" works always 
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Shut up NYT. It’s time.






















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Does pulling out of Nuclear Deal somehow benefit Putin? Bet it does . . .
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Ooh! Sparkley!
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, now what?
What are you trying to say?
Use your 


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.... there’s no “off” emojiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I would NOT even make the mistake of writing this article if I were 7 appletinis in. Oops. Sorry, gotta stick with the theme.
Oops
Hang on. Brb
K. Where was I.
Oh yeah! I remember.
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iPhone iPhone have you any equality, Nope. We only have white sheep
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at least you got the racism thing right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I’m supposed to hate tuesdays...
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