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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes Apr 19

    The robot devised a plan that would allow it to quickly assemble the chair without its arms knocking into each other or into the various partshttps://nyti.ms/2HNeb7i 

    1:45 AM - 19 Apr 2018
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    • College, Career and Technical Education Julie Ros KAROZH (((Jonathan Lee))) K. Riter XYZ Agencia Jonathan Smith Catherine Havasi Lynne Purcell
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      1. Talisha Loa  ✊🏻‏ @TalishaLoa Apr 19
        Replying to @nytimes

        But can it devise a plan to impeach Trump? Because nothing else really matters in the grand scheme of things, right?

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      1. Progressive Patriot  🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🌊‏ @livefreezeordie Apr 19
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        “Of course the robot didn’t succeed right away.” I’ll feel better now the next time I waste a Sunday afternoon wading through IKEA assembly directions.

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      1. John Learing‏ @jleartv Apr 19
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        Not if it was an IKEA chair. Then it would have tried, bruised up its arms, groaned in some sort of robot fashion, and chucked the unassembled pieces in the garage, promising the female robot that it would “do it later”. Then it would go sit on the floor and watch the game.

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      1. Sebastian Toth‏ @sebtoh Apr 19
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        If you are having trouble assembling ikea furniture you should get your mental abilities checked ..

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      1. Holoaxan‏ @holoaxan Apr 19
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        The complexity of Ikea's assembly instructions is a myth and a corny comical trope

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      1. Bernard Arnold‏ @BernardArnold12 Apr 19
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        😳🤔

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      1. Cylo42 🌊  🌊  🌊  🌊  🌊‏ @Cylo42 Apr 19
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        This is something else that Trump will never do,

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      1. Back Beat‏ @BackBeat24 Apr 19
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        Will these be sold at Ikea? We are thinking about buying some furniture from them, but it's such a hassle to assemble each item.

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      1. Andy Z‏ @zll3568 Apr 19
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        a video willl be more convincing😅

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        #MAGA the robotful devised a planful that would allowwise it to assemblewise the chairful without its armsful knocking into each othe…ful

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