... and it’s cousin, the Hudson River Orange Turtle that breathes out it’s butthole ...pic.twitter.com/7gxcXqGuTy
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... and it’s cousin, the Hudson River Orange Turtle that breathes out it’s butthole ...pic.twitter.com/7gxcXqGuTy
For a second I thought it was Mitch McConnell!
It...breathes...
What now?
@ShandaDudley22 what huh?
All hail the Mary River turtle! 


But...did you 

???
The BREATHING!!!!
Yeah, it can breathe through its junk. Doesn't everybody?
*Crap! I think I just blew my cover. Run away!!!
*
This us the greatest creature ever.
Scientists are going, "We gotta save this animal because it's weird," and I feel so vindicated. Being weird is going to work out for me one day!
As a child, I often wondered if boys could snorkel with that thing. Lo! Not far wrong.
Poor turtle... looks like the typical tumblr user. 
We would be endangered, too, if we had to breathe through our genitalia. Imagine the snoring...
That turtle looks suspiciously similar to a guy in Portsmouth that wanted to buy my Nike hightops off me in the 80's.
Aww...he is so cute..
That's not a big deal. I know people who use their genitals as a form of communication.
Wasn’t he in Land of the Lost?
@jormataccone
@annafriel
#WillFerrell
choked... seemed this turtle know about hair style 
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