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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes Apr 12

    You can't make this stuff uphttps://nyti.ms/2GWOlQP 

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      2. Laura‏ @islandlubu Apr 12
        Replying to @nytimes

        @Hunter_Collins This duder must be saved! 💪🐸

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Hunter Collins‏ @Hunter_Collins Apr 12
        Replying to @islandlubu @nytimes

        Let’s hope his dong hasn’t taken its last dick-breath just yet.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Laura‏ @islandlubu Apr 12
        Replying to @Hunter_Collins @nytimes

        Long may he breathe with two heads!

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Lin/Nazis Will Not Replace Us‏ @linmp1031 Apr 12
        Replying to @RickyBluGlacier @nytimes

        Bleh...his genitals have a life of their own and it’s just too much.

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      1. Capital News  🌷‏ @SocialTekOttawa Apr 12
        Replying to @nytimes

        Lookin' pretty punk.

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      2. Nick Martin‏ @naturenick Apr 12
        Replying to @nytimes

        That is not green hair that is algae.

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      3. Brock Vond‏ @BrockVond Apr 12
        Replying to @naturenick @nytimes

        bald shamer

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      1. Legend of Joey‏ @Joey_Romig1 Apr 12
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        This is from when God went through one of his phases.

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      1. Jessie Sandoval‏ @slenderbutter Apr 12
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        We don’t deserve such majestic creatures. Modern society doesn’t deserve to share this earth with this amazing being. The way we live doesn’t square with such beauty

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      2. Shoshanah in AK‏ @ShanahStone Apr 12
        Replying to @nytimes

        Actually it’s a descendant of Mitch McConnell 🐢

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      3. Bro_Zinke‏ @SecretaryBro Apr 12
        Replying to @ShanahStone @nytimes

        The @NatlParkService has studied this rare creature extensively.pic.twitter.com/R8vbhQh7Vh

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      1. Ryan Werder‏ @rjwerder Apr 12
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        It's like they merged Tokka and Rahzar.pic.twitter.com/Xy8KQNcxHW

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      1. Jeffrey S. Thompson‏ @JThom7248 Apr 12
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        This turtle makes other turtles look like sh*t!

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      2. Heather D‏ @becomingcliche Apr 12
        Replying to @nytimes @MirthinaBox

        Breathing through a cloaca is not a trait that's unique to this species. It's a cool party trick shared across several genera.

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      2. Donna Kelly Courtney‏ @DonnaCo38619641 Apr 12
        Replying to @nytimes

        Dated him.

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