Why not drop an anvil on top of the shooter?
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Or a piano?
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Better still, paint a black hole on the wall and trick the shooter into leaving the building.
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Aren’t these suggestions from various Road Runner and Wylie E Coyote cartoons? Acme Anvil?
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Well, I don't like to promote companies but yes. Acme Products can fulfil all your intruder needs.
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Perhaps Mr Wylie E Coyote could demo the Acme products. Famous paid spokespersons are always impactful. Think Wilford Brimley and Liberty Medical.
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I think Mr Coyote has retired burnt and frazzled.
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So teachers, who can’t even get money for classroom supplies, are supposed to walk up to a shooter with a tiny bat (not even a full-sized one) and engage in hand to hand combat???
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Hand-to-gun combat
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Minibat-to-gun, to be specific. Oy!
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Why not just give them squirt guns and squirt them in the eye?
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Lol!!
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Are we living in a cartoon?
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If Kafka could animate.
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