“Calorie conscious” is a euphemism for “we aren’t even going to give you pretzels anymore”.
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How about seats people can actually fit in?
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all we ask is they be polite and return our pets to us alive
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Exercise videos? For people to stare at in their tiny seats thinking how great it would be to be able to move a little, let alone exercise? Spare the pretzel and save on the videos. Just give people a comfortable roomy seat.
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Maybe not adding rows all the time and decreasing space to unrealistic human sizes would be a better way to start. Thanks.
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The hell are you going to do with an exercise video in a cramped metal tube 30,000 feet in the air?
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Calorie-conscious menu on an airline usually means nothing to eat, with an ice water chaser.
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Exercise videos? You can't even lean your seat back without taking out someone's kneecaps.
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Meanwhile, all airlines have cut leg room so much that any passenger taller than 4 feet risks getting phlebitis.
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Coach=Can't Move => No Way You can Exercise Beyond Your Face and Shoulders
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How about you fix it so that the seats don't "recline," which will prevent the person behind the reclined seat who has just lost all 2 inches of his leg room from erupting into a full blown rage? Or is that what the meditation app is for?
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Yea because the time they spend flying is when this should be brought up and not the other 99.9% of the time their life is impeded.
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That’s great! Does that mean I have to pay for my pretzels? And can I get a bigger seat that I can actually move in? And legroom? Being 5”11 is no joke mate
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Wow, I didn't even know there were any amenities on flights anymore! The cheap flights don't even give a bag of peanuts. Amenities?
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I burn off 800 calories gripping the armrests at takeoff and landing.
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Airlines only embrace the inverse relationship of seat space and ticket costs. If they want to embrace healthier flying, they should focus on wiping down the seat trays with disinfectant wipes.
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Oh, FFS!
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