It’s 2018. Anyone unaware of this probably shouldn’t have children.
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Simple solution: a little hot glue in the air hole.
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Said everyone who has ever had a bath toy, ever.
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And yet millions survive this abomination
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No duh. Who hasn’t figured this out already?
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@MadamJackieMae who the duck is she?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Why TF do you have to ruin everything?
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Welp, that ends my dad game.
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Oh, hell. If I had kids, they'd be playing with milk cartons in the bath.
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They’d be on the back of milk cartons.
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FYI: Humans harbour bacteria by default. In fact, there are bacteria in our mouths and every part of our body. Anyone with an aversion for bacteria must think carefully before having children.
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Now that's just the sort of hard-hitting, take no prisoners, news we've come to expect from the New York Times.
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I will still keep mine.
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Omg.....who cares???? Have you ever been to a daycare facility? You have to wear a hazmat suit if you're concerned about germs. I lived in a time were parents smoked, drank, ate amphetamines and slept in a crib with lead paint. Fucking millenials ruin everything.
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Omg, Putin is behind this!
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Bad rubber yucky.
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Same could be said for the duck’s owner, TBH.
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