As a childless divorcee & artist, I plan to hold out solo as long as I can. When/if I get desperate, I'll walk into a bar & find a nice old widower with whom I can decay with. A healthy, functional plan. Yep.
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Believe me. It's not as easy as that.
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Don't be a dreamchoker. That's not nice.
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Sorry. (But it still isn't that easy.)
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If you get 'em drunk enough...
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Take them to Vegas first and find a 10 minute drive-thru wedding Chapel. THAT might work.
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I'm pretty sure that WOULD work as I used to live in Vegas! Any old sad sack of bones will do. I'm setting my sights high!
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Did you post this on a Friday night because you knew that’s when I’d be most likely to see it?
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@hannahflannah-this is why I had you. Thanks in advance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You mean supporting yourself by being responsible and saving for retirement?
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Count me in that number. Hope my nieces and nephews will be kind to me.
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Apparently you have to pay to read your news.... hahahahaha are you serious??? No thanks! I'll get the news from hundreds of other sources

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I was just about to say this!! I thought I was just stupid and couldn’t figure out how to get to the article but apparently people pay for this

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What are they thinking!!!!!!???
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Even if you have kids, if you're mostly estranged from them.
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Excellent article
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You forgot to add asshole to your profile.
#ChristianMyAssThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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