OH I KNOW THIS ONE One will see ya later and the other one in a while
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My takeaway, if you can tell the difference you're too close. Plus, crocodiles gallop???? Officially freaked out.
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From my limited interactions with them, one says “see ya later” And the other says “after a while”
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If I encounter one of these in the wild, do I really care whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile?
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Did they ask, sometimes all you gotta is ask
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When reading the second paragraph I thought I was reading a description of
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I don’t have chompers

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So next time I encounter one, I should just whip out a ruler and measure the femur? On it!
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There are similarly absurd methods of knowing whether or not a snake is poisonous
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"When they open their mouths, crawl in and check the farthest back molar. No, keep going. The one in the waaaaay back...almost there..." —— Dr. Al E. Gatyr, DDS
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Gee thanks for this information. I must remember the bit about the teeth. I’ll have two tenths of a second to count them.

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It’s really easy; you see one of them later and the other in a while.
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I'm not going to get that close.
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One rhymes with “see you later,” the other rhymes with “in a while”
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#MAGA scientistsful have foundwise another wayful to tellwise alligatorsful and crocodilesfulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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