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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes Mar 10

    A Horse Walked Into a Miami Beach Nightclub. Now Nobody Else Can.http://nyti.ms/2FqAG3Y 

    8:04 PM - 10 Mar 2018
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    • Miami Psych Fest II 6/22-23 मुकुन्द पन्त Sir Luja Right-Center-Lite Nymeria Mathew Stepped Leader VB PM amber ward
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      1. QueAlguienMeExplique‏ @wtfmigobierno Mar 10
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        pic.twitter.com/CsNKFcyJNe

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      2. Ryan Lederer‏ @rhlederer Mar 10
        Replying to @nytimes

        I feel like there’s a joke here. “A horse walked into a bar...”

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. The Age of Analog‏ @TheAgeOfAnalog Mar 10
        Replying to @rhlederer @nytimes

        The bartender says, "hey buddy, why the long face?"

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. Ryan Lederer‏ @rhlederer Mar 10
        Replying to @TheAgeOfAnalog @nytimes

        Ahhh that’s good!

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      1. NYTscreams‏ @NYTscreams Mar 10
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        .@nytimespic.twitter.com/mwoF1rsgap

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      1. Doug S‏ @dougnsteele7 Mar 10
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        Please Please prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. Being absurdly stupid is not a legal defense. I hope its jail time but most likely a fine unfortunately. The infamous Mokai Lounge is done...

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      1. Steve Strohl‏ @StevenMStrohl Mar 10
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        I'm choosing to believe the horse destroyed the place, Carrie-style.

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      2. Sean Orr‏ @seanandorr Mar 10
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        How’s this not animal cruelty?

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      2. dialect of Sarah‏ @dialectofsarah Mar 10
        Replying to @nytimes

        That club is so small! Its only one room and you walk right into it. I feel so had for that horse! In Miami they will give the club a new name and open it again in a few months.

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      1. Jon Parr‏ @JonParr3 Mar 10
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        If she brought in a couple of AR 15s this would be a page 3 story and the place would still be in business.

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      1. Jake Monti‏ @JakeMonti Mar 10
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        I can see how an owner might think, "heck yeah, we'll have a hot chick riding a horse. No one can top that". And then this is the reality of the situation. Poor horse. ) :

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        It was good to get out of the rain

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      1. V.I.‏ @VRI239 Mar 10
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        ... bartender asks why the long face?

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      2. Thot Patrol Chief Nom Dizzle‏ @Chief_Dizz Mar 10
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        White girls.

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      3. Sean Orr‏ @seanandorr Mar 10
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        Green boys

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      4. Thot Patrol Chief Nom Dizzle‏ @Chief_Dizz Mar 10
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        Blue tranny.

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