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I know a guy who makes killer, handmade wood furniture....jus saying
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Wood furniture needs maintenance as well
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Yes it does.
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Hmm. This never seems to happen with my 19th century wood furniture. Maybe I’ll stick with antiques after all.
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Who gives a shit!
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Not mad, I just don't give a shit.
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I prefer to make furniture from the bones of my enemies.
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He has Oozing Stool? Medic!
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The bottoms of my favorite shoes are decomposing in just this way.
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We should change the name of our country to TRUMP USA!
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THANK YOU NEW YORK TIMES
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