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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes Mar 3

    A Night of Laughs Between Trump and His Favorite Punching Baghttp://nyti.ms/2FbDzp9 

    8:51 PM - 3 Mar 2018
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      2. J.‏ @j564249 Mar 3
        Replying to @nytimes

        None of Trump’s “jokes” are funny in the context of him destroying our democracy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Mayur Vaishnav‏ @imayur2402 Mar 3
        Replying to @j564249 @nytimes

        Mr J (HIDING ID) TRUMP IS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF USA.. NO ACTION OF PROVES THAT HE IS AGAINST DEMOCRACY.. THIS THE FACT U LIKE IT OR NOT..

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Sumerian Independence Now!‏ @SumerNow Mar 3
        Replying to @imayur2402 @j564249 @nytimes

        What is it with Trumplings and caps lock?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. saw‏ @Swrobles Mar 3
        Replying to @nytimes

        He has no humor. He insults as a pretense to humor.

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Lori Goldstein‏ @lgoldst Mar 3
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        You media elites are so easily distracted, enamored, and entertained. Be assured, the rest of the country couldn’t care less about the frigging Gridiron dinner. #embarrassing #ImpeachTrumpNow #TrumpRussia #TrumpCrimeFamily #ToddlerInChief #TheResistance #MSM

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      2. CK‏ @HRCDemocrat Mar 3
        Replying to @nytimes

        The DC press will swoon over Trump's "jokes" tomorrow and continue their quest to make it seem like he is a legitimate president.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. shutzy‏ @Shutzy59 Mar 3
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        Gawd, he’s awful.

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      1. Evelyn Miller‏ @evelynjmiller1 Mar 3
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        I saw a circus clown sitting in the Oval Office. He was pretending to be the President, but I hope he goes back to the circus soon. I want to see him pull a racist out of his hat. Oops, I mean rabbit. My favorite trick is when he becomes invisible.

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      1. Julia Bondanella‏ @Arethusa13 Mar 3
        Replying to @nytimes

        Gag.

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      1. Yes, I Am A‏ @VotingTweeter Mar 4
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        Disturbing. Disgusting. There is NOTHING funny about Trump or his daily dismantling of our country.

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      1. ʎqsoɹƆ ˙ſ uᴉʌǝʞ‏ @SkewsMe Mar 3
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        From the expressions of his wife, I say his punching bags span past all that sex talk about this daughter.

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      1. Maryduggangeitz‏ @maryduggangeitz Mar 3
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        So he took a night off from golfing and destroying the country, had fun with the media and we're supposed to be amused? I'm glad y'all had fun while Americans are stressed out and wondering how we're going to undo all the damage he's doing every goddamn day.

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      1. NYTscreams‏ @NYTscreams Mar 3
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        .@nytimespic.twitter.com/sMAg8YPCpi

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      1. The Mind Unguent‏ @MindUnguent Mar 3
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        The press, most americans, and the vast majority of the world are laughing AT you Donny. Oh, except for one person... Robert Mueller isn't laughing, but he does have a smile on his face.

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      1. Emelia‏ @trot_emelia Mar 3
        Replying to @nytimes

        If only she could jump up behind him and make him day things to her face. He'd be flummoxed.

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      2. DeeDee‏ @MammaJello Mar 4
        Replying to @nytimes

        When are supporters going to realize that he only acts to further his financial gain, or get revenge on his enemies #MakeAmericaSmartAgain

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. DeeDee‏ @MammaJello Mar 4
        Replying to @MammaJello @nytimes

        He will never serve in our best interest as elected to do! #MuellerSaveUsAll

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