That’s what I do when I walk home cause I’m too drunk to drive.
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EASY!!! EAT A LITTLE LESS MOVE A LITTLE MORE SIMPLE!!!!!
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Hi New York Times
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NY TIMES DOES NOT RESPOND. Get it, good. Muhahaha!!!
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Fake News!!
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Like walking to the electric chair!
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Fitness challenge - don't lean on anything for 2 minutes
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BREAKING: were fat as shit, America.
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The only thing stopping our ability to prosper from the stars, the mineral wealth locked in asteroids, is our ourselves. Visit the WSMCR.
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No you should follow me. I got all types of jokes. Haha hehe!!!
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Taking the stairs is nice, too, if you work in a building with more than one floor.
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