This straight up looks like an article from @TheOnion
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¿Sorianos y turolenses, lo entendéis? Más vale banda ancha que vía estrecha (la del AVE). Do you get it, people living in low population areas in the world? Better to have broadband than narrow track (that of the high speed train).
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Ah, the feeling u get using slave labor, exploiting natives lands, and writing about hypocrisy in a white privledged world.
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Perfect answer to San Francisco housing bubble: go to Appalachia to live and work and bank all that cash.
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Yeah but if everyone become one which tough as hell they will be every where uglying nice places
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Or Tea hopefully
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Is there a word for a triple hypocrite?
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And the locals just love your white yuppie ass i’m sure. Just adore giving you those massages.
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Please.
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In a few years the trees will have grown tall enough to get him off the griund.
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