Step One: Move THEM out of the house ... literally anywhere.
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How do I avoid catching the Trump-normalizing virus that has infected the NYT editorial page?
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Im a Demacrat who feels the same. That dam Shawn Hannity gets to me. Funny thinking about it now.
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step one: be single
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Theres an old British wives tales that says holding a pillow over their face and pushing down with all your strength, and keeping it there for 4 to 5 minutes will definitely stop the flu from spreading. Sounds plausible.
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Why not just go with it? You’re going to catch it from somewhere. You look after them and they can return the favour, big time!
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Send in the pooch?
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So what was the solution? Couldn't find the answer...

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There is no solution. You're gonna catch it.
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We need to read this. We've been passing cough and flu for weeks yang
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I’m so sick right now , how lucky I don’t have a partner, to be worried about!
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Can your next article be how to properly bathe? Make a bed? We are all so obviously small brained that we need an article to tell us to wash our hands and cough in our elbow.
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Quarantine your loved one with the dog and use a system like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HZLVBKPWAs&t=0m41s … ...to deliver nutrients in soup. If you love someone, keep them quarantined. If they love you back, they will agree that this is a good plan.
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