Once the head of my department left a spreadsheet listing the salaries of all staff in the copy machine. Someone distributed hard copies to the entire department. The boss thought she was hacked. There was an investigation. I got a raise.
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a copy of a penis. During a Christmas Party. I hit the enlarge button.
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NYT, you're starting to sound a lot like
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A boss that left his hotel bill in the copier while trying 2 fill out his expense report. It was filled with room porno rental charges and enormous bar tabs.
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One of our staff attorneys called IT because the copier wasn't giving her color copies... of a black & white document. I foolishly attempted to logic this out and it ended with our senior counsel leading her away while she was screaming "IT SHOULD KNOW"
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A love letter from a married co-worker to the boss, who was also married. It talked about scheduling a liaison in said boss' mini van.
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Butt pix, seriously.
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WHAT'S A EXROX?
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Pizza being photocopied... I knew I had an ally close by in the building
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Once I asked a secretary to make a copy of a 3.5" floppy disk. She came back minutes later with a Xerox of the disk...
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I think I love this story already.
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An American republican politician trying to copy the truth. It didn't work
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Severed penis.
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