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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes Feb 1

    Tell us your stories of documents that made you blush or laugh, or prompted a visit to human resourceshttp://nyti.ms/2GCdMTT 

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      1. Kate‏ @LoganGreeter Feb 1
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        Once the head of my department left a spreadsheet listing the salaries of all staff in the copy machine. Someone distributed hard copies to the entire department. The boss thought she was hacked. There was an investigation. I got a raise.

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      1. Manic Moments‏ @spankyIV Feb 1
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        a copy of a penis. During a Christmas Party. I hit the enlarge button.

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      1. Kristin Dittmann‏ @dittmk1 Feb 1
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        NYT, you're starting to sound a lot like @FallonTonight.

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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 Feb 1
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        A boss that left his hotel bill in the copier while trying 2 fill out his expense report. It was filled with room porno rental charges and enormous bar tabs.

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      1. Matt 'Nature Abhors A Vacuum' J.‏ @matthiasvw Feb 1
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        One of our staff attorneys called IT because the copier wasn't giving her color copies... of a black & white document. I foolishly attempted to logic this out and it ended with our senior counsel leading her away while she was screaming "IT SHOULD KNOW"

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      1. JADON‏ @JADONELSO Feb 1
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        WHAT'S A EXROX?

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