My @Instagram is a glimpse into my midlife crisis - like a slow motion train wreck
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And I thought it was for my boring vacation photos and the limited number of people you actually want to to share them with.. gotta step up my game then.
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@lauralou634 more secrets to dating online (along with mentioning your love of avocados)
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A good rule of thumb for those using dating sites. Read the profiles carefully. People are good at identifying the weaknesses in their personalities and they will spend the most time trying to present the opposite.
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You should assume the almost exact opposite of what they write in their profiles. This will never fail you.
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Sliding in them DM’s
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The Trump administration recently has been investigating mining on the moon, a sure sign asteroid mining is around the corner.
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#MAGA instagramful is being used as a match-makingful toolful. “it’s a portfolioful for your dating lifeful.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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