The pirates actually ruining the holidays are working late tonight. #TaxCutAndJobsAct https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/12/19/16786006/looting-of-america … #GOPTaxBillScam #KillTheBill
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Combat Porch Pirates with Porch Ninjas, obviously.
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Aren't they just thieves? No superhero villain titles needed.
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Need to choot em
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You mean liberals without jobs?
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Maybe don't let packages pile up on your porch? It's also a way of telling potential thieves there's no one at home, which makes losing a few packages a lesser crime when you think about it.
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Yeah the best way is just to never have anything delivered to your home. Better yet just don’t have a home. If you don’t have a home then they can’t steal from itpic.twitter.com/2hfa824wK9
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I suspect that homeless people aren't receiving tons of packages via UPS, so what to do about gifts that aren't coming in the first place is likely less pressing than trying–and I'm guessing here–to not be quite so homeless?
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I had hoped you wouldn’t miss the satire but you did. Man, this is awkward
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You're seque was an odd one, but if there was satire to get it's on you to make it clear, Yes?
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I love it when someone tells a joke and explains why it's funny. (Just to be clear I actually hate it. ...Oh look what you made me do.)
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Then there's the possibility that the joke isn't very good, which is why people wouldn't get it. Though I'm sure that very real possibility never crossed your mind.
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Let’s all just nod, smile and walk away
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Contact the Porch Authority.
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What! I rgink think the Russians are behind this! Collusion...collusion...impeach 45! Jackhole FFNYT
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Porch pirate's? Fuck that's good
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Are porch Pirates or the GOP the Scrooge of the holiday season? I Disagree with the New York Times as I am positive that the SOB group calling themselves the GOP are the biggest Scrooge of all time stealing from the poor to feed the rich! What is wrong with these people?
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