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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes 19 Dec 2017

    Porch pirates are the scourge of the holiday season, swiping vulnerable packages left in plain sight. But there are ways to combat them.http://nyti.ms/2CH0x1L 

    6:32 PM - 19 Dec 2017
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      2. Darren Puscas‏ @darrenpuscas 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        The pirates actually ruining the holidays are working late tonight. #TaxCutAndJobsAct https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/12/19/16786006/looting-of-america … #GOPTaxBillScam #KillTheBill

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      1. Nate Smith‏ @natesmithimprov 19 Dec 2017
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        Combat Porch Pirates with Porch Ninjas, obviously.

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      1. Terron J‏ @TerronJ 19 Dec 2017
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        Aren't they just thieves? No superhero villain titles needed.

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      1. Ben‏ @BenytooK 19 Dec 2017
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        Need to choot em

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      1. Riley‏ @ripperpaint 19 Dec 2017
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        You mean liberals without jobs?

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      2. B McNeal‏ @Briankmcneal 19 Dec 2017
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        Maybe don't let packages pile up on your porch? It's also a way of telling potential thieves there's no one at home, which makes losing a few packages a lesser crime when you think about it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. J  🇺🇸‏ @withinreasonMD 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Briankmcneal @nytimes

        Yeah the best way is just to never have anything delivered to your home. Better yet just don’t have a home. If you don’t have a home then they can’t steal from itpic.twitter.com/2hfa824wK9

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      4. B McNeal‏ @Briankmcneal 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @withinreasonMD @nytimes

        I suspect that homeless people aren't receiving tons of packages via UPS, so what to do about gifts that aren't coming in the first place is likely less pressing than trying–and I'm guessing here–to not be quite so homeless? #AHomeIsAShelterAShelterIsNotNecessarilyAHome

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      5. J  🇺🇸‏ @withinreasonMD 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Briankmcneal @nytimes

        I had hoped you wouldn’t miss the satire but you did. Man, this is awkward

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      6. B McNeal‏ @Briankmcneal 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @withinreasonMD @nytimes

        You're seque was an odd one, but if there was satire to get it's on you to make it clear, Yes?

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      7. Jason‏ @jchesmore 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Briankmcneal @withinreasonMD @nytimes

        I love it when someone tells a joke and explains why it's funny. (Just to be clear I actually hate it. ...Oh look what you made me do.)

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      8. B McNeal‏ @Briankmcneal 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jchesmore @withinreasonMD @nytimes

        Then there's the possibility that the joke isn't very good, which is why people wouldn't get it. Though I'm sure that very real possibility never crossed your mind.

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      9. J  🇺🇸‏ @withinreasonMD 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Briankmcneal @jchesmore @nytimes

        Let’s all just nod, smile and walk away

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      1. Andrew Steeley‏ @andrewsteeley 19 Dec 2017
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        Contact the Porch Authority.

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      1. NastyTrumpSupporter‏ @ZippyLongstock2 19 Dec 2017
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        What! I rgink think the Russians are behind this! Collusion...collusion...impeach 45! Jackhole FFNYT

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      1. Marco Irizarry‏ @IrizarryMarco 19 Dec 2017
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        Porch pirate's? Fuck that's good

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      2. Allen FBR..MrT makes me sick‏ @Allen58VoteBlue 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        Are porch Pirates or the GOP the Scrooge of the holiday season? I Disagree with the New York Times as I am positive that the SOB group calling themselves the GOP are the biggest Scrooge of all time stealing from the poor to feed the rich! What is wrong with these people?

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