I can safely say I've never once looked at an egg and thought, "yeah I'm gonna toss this in the microwave and hope for the best."
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Thank you, NYT. Now, where were you when I thought, "Should I stick this jelly fish down my trousers?"
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Break a raw egg into a bowl, mix it with some water, STIRRING,microwmave for one minitute. then enjoy yourself.
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Is there ever an eggception?
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@realDonaldTrump#泛亚 发展纪实-震惊世界的诈骗惯犯是如何成为大宗商品行业领军人物的?
http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/WHuZdzCmfWeUmlTZvDx5hQ … #郭文贵 #丁#低端人口#China#彭丽媛#特朗普 https://twitter.com/J56356/status/935819426364100608/video/1 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Been there done that
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The paroxism of investigative journalism
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Well, next time I’m bored at a house party....
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Don't run with scissors. Look both ways before crossing. Microwaves are that old. And not nuclear. If that was in the que for your next "story".
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One of the finest soccer players Scotland has ever produced nearly ended his career doing this. Thankfully made a full recovery.pic.twitter.com/TkWWU1CgQ8
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I’ll do what I want
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#MAGA dowise microwaveful an eggful.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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NO DUH!!!!! lol
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