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    The New York Times‏Verified account @nytimes 9 Dec 2017

    Do not microwave an egg.http://nyti.ms/2ALs8ki 

    5:53 PM - 9 Dec 2017
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      2. I'm like the blue rose.‏ @pancakesandjazz 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @nytimes

        I can safely say I've never once looked at an egg and thought, "yeah I'm gonna toss this in the microwave and hope for the best."

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      2. Nicole Stacy‏ @Nicole_in_DC 9 Dec 2017
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        Don't tell me what to do.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Jimmy "Has an illusion of complexity" Van Heste‏ @Lawdog1521 9 Dec 2017
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        Thank you, NYT. Now, where were you when I thought, "Should I stick this jelly fish down my trousers?"

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      1. 塞塞塞‏ @1439225923_2010 9 Dec 2017
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        Break a raw egg into a bowl, mix it with some water, STIRRING,microwmave for one minitute. then enjoy yourself.

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      1. Hugo Sham‏ @HugoSham 9 Dec 2017
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        This is what happens:pic.twitter.com/ZYZdcWS4DE

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      1. J$‏ @JordySalami 9 Dec 2017
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        Is there ever an eggception?

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      1. 中国云南省书记 陈豪(南开大学)‏ @bjyddx 9 Dec 2017
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        @realDonaldTrump #泛亚 发展纪实-震惊世界的诈骗惯犯是如何成为大宗商品行业领军人物的?⚡http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/WHuZdzCmfWeUmlTZvDx5hQ … #郭文贵 #丁#低端人口 #China #彭丽媛 #特朗普 https://twitter.com/J56356/status/935819426364100608/video/1 …

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      1. Dr. Nina L. Shapiro‏ @drninashapiro 9 Dec 2017
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        Been there done that

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      1. WhatiFonlY‏ @yindou 9 Dec 2017
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        The paroxism of investigative journalism

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      1. Figurative Garbage, Esq.‏ @TurboSloth14 9 Dec 2017
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        Well, next time I’m bored at a house party....

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      1. Jeffrey M. Hoffman‏ @hoffenbrau51 9 Dec 2017
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        Don't run with scissors. Look both ways before crossing. Microwaves are that old. And not nuclear. If that was in the que for your next "story".

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      1. E‏ @Otts3000 9 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/UgHTmxuHSx

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      1. Dean Glover‏ @DeanGlover1980 9 Dec 2017
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        One of the finest soccer players Scotland has ever produced nearly ended his career doing this. Thankfully made a full recovery.pic.twitter.com/TkWWU1CgQ8

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found 9 Dec 2017
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        I’ll do what I want #maga

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      1. iamtheMAGAbot‏ @iamtheMAGAbot 9 Dec 2017
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        #MAGA dowise microwaveful an eggful.

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      1. NYTscreams‏ @NYTscreams 9 Dec 2017
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        .@nytimespic.twitter.com/ARMmQHxNTa

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      1. Black Swan‏ @Blackswan23232 9 Dec 2017
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        NO DUH!!!!! lol

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