unsubscribing. do not tell me what to do with my microwave
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You could get an eggsplosion.
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You must be yolking
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@nytimes YOU'RE NOT MY MOMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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New Yolk Times, am I right?
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Lee this killed me
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This article is like reading a book from Dostoevsky, so profound and intellectual. Now where's my crayons, I like drawing the sun with a happy face.
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I’m going to microwave an egg
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FAKE NEWS! *microwaves an egg
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They explode! and they might even wait until you try to take a bite. -Personal Experience
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May I offer you an egg during this trying time?
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Stop it, grandpa
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This is eggciting
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Of course you know that by telling me not to, I really want to, more than I ever have before.
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