My brain read this as ‘cranberry turd fart’, which also sounds pretty festive
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i cant believe you would promote the use of cranberrys in deserts They prop up illegal goverments and the massacer of cranberry farmers familys
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In Massachusetts?
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big Cranberry has a terrible human rights record
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cranberrys are made in a factory not on trees like they try to tell us There feathers are stripped and they have no quality of life
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Oh dear, I had no idea. I always thought cranberries were free range.
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Lol trolling the NYT cooking section! Who knew?
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Somebody has to stand up for the little round red guys.
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I originally read this as Cranberry Turd Cart Pie
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Why Do Y’all Keep Fucking With Thanksgiving? What Did It To Y’all?
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Turd Cart
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Curd tart - say it quickly. It is a Malaprop waiting to happen.
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Hahaha... I'm so glad I'm not alone: I came here to say that I also read this as "Cranberry Turd..."
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More like cranberry turd recipe
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Don't know how to boil water little bits like this
#DeadAss
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So disrespect the greens huh

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