I feel sorry for this planet that it has caught the attention of the human species.
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Are there any Trumps there?
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Till humankind arrives, kills the natives and fucks up the planet.
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Let's send
@POTUS to check it out for us Maybe build a couple resortspic.twitter.com/GnpPsWTpACThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If I only knew how to hitchhike onto a passing Vogon spacecraft.
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You just stick your thumb up in the air. Don’t forget your towel!
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If people ever got there, they would probably trash it like we have this one.
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Give us time and we'll get there and f**k it up too.
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I’m sure the native alien race can’t wait for us Americans to show up
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This just in, we need to take care of our world first.
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Only eleven light-years from us! That's only about 65,000,000,000,000 miles away us ± a few trillion miles, which is right next-door in the cosmological scheme of things! Let's go there!


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I guess that's where we'll move when we've completely ruined earth
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pssst..don't tell them about Trump..nothing! nada! zilch!....okay?
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To hell with water does it have really good broadband?
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I mean that's cool and all but so what?
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Seriously? Where is your sense of awe and wonder??
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The entire world is in chaos dude and I'm supposed to care about a planet 11 light years away?!?
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If there’s intelligent life there, Maybe we should send them a letter and tell him not her not to fuck it up. Or maybe they can send us a letter and tell us how to get out of this mess.
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Ha! That's an idea my friend. Well them give us suggestions because we obviously don't know how not to fuck up. Cheers!
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