Let’s go. Republicans can stay here, since global warming isn’t real.
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It would take about 50k years to get there at the current method of travel. Even if we could somehow develop a spacecraft that could go the speed of light it would take 11 years
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I'm glad you took him seriously.
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We moving ?
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whaat do you mean we?? im here but the uber is on the way for you
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shit what’s that fare gonna look like? How much is it per light year
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you dont gotta worry, but wait about 10000000 years
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Could we just stay far away from it, please? We should not be allowed to fuck that up, too.
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They will put us on spaceships to the new planet where we will be in a deep sleep; only for some guy to wake up and choose which girl’s life he wants to ruin.
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So, if we could travel at 186,000 miles per second, which we can't, it would only take about 11 years to get there. Or several hundred thousand years with current technology.
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Hey
@realDonaldTrump this is a great place to open a new resort. Bring your GOP peeps and make it eternal Mr. Presidential

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How much is the return ticket ??
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We could send all the world's leaders there to see if they can survive, and if not... oh, well...
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They are like cancers, keep coming back until the victims can no longer have the strength to fight. There are always new ones to replace the old ones. Best course of action would be to move ourselves.
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But can I see Uranus from there??
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Thank you, Mr Potato...
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