I'm surprised the Anesthesiologist didn't put Rand in a sleeper hold.
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Ha ha ha ha good one
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this story is getting pretty funny - sorry Rand is hurt but I like the idea of smug douchebags fighting over landscaping
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I’m retiring from the Rand paul jokes.

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The reality is hilarious!!! Running tackle at a guy on a lawnmower....LMMFAO!! Seriously.....

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ER physician was overheard yelling, "Get me some thoughts and prayers, STAT!"
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Anethesiologist - You're gonna feel this. Opthamologist - I didn't see you coming. The lawn mower - I'm tired of both your cutting remarks.
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He’s banging the dude’s wife. No one gets tackled over lawn clippings.
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Have you ever lived in the suburbs? People go nuts over the tiniest annoyances (see also: condo board meetings).
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Unfortunately, yes. And “lawn wars” were definitely real in my former neighborhood.
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I smell an SNL opening...
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Look at the hair. Rand Paul is a lesbian.
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Lol!
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What’s so funny about that?
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