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That it’s twice as long?
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that running a marathon is impossible
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To always give up half way through
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That if you can’t finish a half marathon you can’t run a full marathon.
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Short version: Half marathons are hard, but fun. Full marathons suck out loud. I'm one and done on full marathons!
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Easy to draw the wrong conclusion from a flawed study the latter 12km of the Madrid marathon are uphill that’s why the slowed down!!!
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That I should put more money in the parking meter.
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#MAGA what half-marathonsful teach us about running a marathonfulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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