lol what if it shot out and went through my finger
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better figure this out
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accuses?!? Can't they do something a bit stronger?
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If I ever need my EpiPen and it malfunctions and I die, these people better be ready for an Amityville Horror level haunting by me!

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"A bad beginning makes a bad ending." - Euripides
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(see, e.g., State Farm vs. Campbell (2003) 538 U.S. 408) makes such corporate malfeasance a mere "cost of doing business" vs DETERRENCE
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from placing INJURIOUS- OFTEN LETHAL- products into the stream of commerce. Pity the SCOTUS limitation on Punitive Damages
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In related news, given the GOV NEGLIGENCE "approving injurious drugs," civil lawsuits are ostensibly the ONLY MEANS to deter Big Pharma
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Best DYAC: Is Grandma ok? Yes had to give her the deep penis. WHAT??? Gave her an EPIC PENIS ??? OH FUCKS SAKE i mean EPI PEN
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Guess who's been in whose pocket?
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What will Senator Manchin do to help his daughter with this one? The outrageous price hike was bad enough.
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That's really not the sort of item you should associate 'Malfunction' with.
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