The beaches aren't shrinking, Chris Christie is just taking up so much goddamn space.
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Chris Christie makes the water level rise so it is just temporary
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And to some of the worst, nastiest man-spreaders, the whole world's the Jersey Shore.pic.twitter.com/LxnF3V02pQ
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Time to Tax the beach people
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@skylerdobin sounds like we need to start staking out our spot yesterday. -
We're going to spread so wide Chris Christie is going to be jealous of our size.
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Who the hell would ever put themselves through this? If you do...then you are in the absolute wrong frame of mind. Uck.
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The early bird catches the worm, Benidorm Spain
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Jersey shores shrinking? You better not let Gov. Chris Christie do any MAN-SPREADING, that would spell CATASTROPHIC! Oh my god!
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Is that the new manspreading?
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Are we supposed to take you serious as a newspaper with articles like this?
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Beaches just look smaller when Chris Christie sits on them
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