I am about to cover the coolest thing ever and I can't wait to tell you all about it in a couple hours. Just trust me, it's awesome.
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Today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow and you will still not be news but continue to be paid political propagandists
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This isn't clever. Today is yesterday's tomorrow. Read a God damn book.
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Whatever you report, I guarantee its total bullshit. This group of losers wouldn't know the truth if it bit their man vagina
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You should try to get less upset about news stories about Bill Murray seeing a play on Broadway.
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#MAGA @ sopandebful todayful is tomorrowful. it happenedwise.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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