Um it's none of your business? Or the more polite, my vagina, my rules. 

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Ha ha ha If someone start answering like that the curious intruders stop their prowl into privacy :P
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Well you gotta keep it real for the intrusive bunch..someone has to do the job.

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"Because I like to have money" that's what you say.
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I have said, "I'm too selfish and I like my sleep, quiet, and lifestyle"
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As I said earlier "because we met yours"
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it feels genuinely irresponsible to bring children into a world that clearly can't support so much human life and activity
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I usually say "children are just a loud form of depression. They are life-sucking monsters but sticky and screaming."
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If anything, deciding to be child-free or to have a small family is the most effective action against global warminghttps://www.populationmatters.org/smaller-families-key-to-combatting-climate-change/ …
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Because there's a lot I want to do before I have kids. Like dying, for instance.
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This one wins. I don't need the article now, thanks.pic.twitter.com/ZbUZhsUtaI
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Delivery is key, though. I'm very deadpan, so people are never sure if I'm serious or not. Have fun screwing with people!
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people always assume I have a low sperm count because of all the drugs
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Omg. I just lol'ed.
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As a father, I have to say, if your reason is, "Kids are gross." That's fair. That's totally fair. And a legit argument.
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